Within a 72-hour timespan, I was bitched out once for being too conservative and then again for being too liberal. Ah, ever the curse of a moderate, targeted to be jerked around in all directions. Hmmm...perhaps less a "moderate" and more an "ice cap" since every one of my beliefs seems to have X-Treme polarizing qualities. I tell ya, I get no respect, no respect at all.
Within the last 48-hour timespan, I have completed with my co-workers the Most Beautiful Brochure ever to grace human eyes. This is after many weeks of camera-buying, camera-returning, amateur photography, image-doctoring, text slickery, and:
No, we can't possibly make any more changes because Microsoft Word has the alignment in perfect homeostasis, no, really, please don't make me change it, NO!!!
Damn.
~sounds of clicking~
Within the most recent 22 hours, I have subsisted solely on chocolate baked goods and supplementary alcohol. Lent is so five minutes ago.
( 6:07 PM ) Meghan
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Prodigals confessing all...
Last night I got to hang out for a drink with Jason and then bitch about life with Justinne long past my acceptable bedtime. That was nice. It's not typical that I get both in the same day anymore.
Yeah, so where the hell have I been? Let's have a guess now:
A) Plugging vitamin supplements into my system, eventually storing up enough energy both to function at work and type up a pithy journal entry in the same 24-hour period.
B) Acting out drunken St. Patrick's Day toasts with lime punch in a non-existent Irish brogue.
C) Deciding on "casual" and "evening wear" flip-flops for the annual Sandal Spree.
D) Creating the world's only First Communion Mix CD, courtesy of both iTunes and illegal mp3 providers everywhere.
E) Finishing up Federal and VA Tax forms two weeks later than planned because Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle was just that good.
F) Rewarding self for completion of taxes by designing new return address labels.
Now there are only six possible answers. Choose carefully.
( 4:59 PM ) Meghan
